STEVE PORTERS (LOCK UP UR DAUGHTERS)
Oi Oiii. It’s The Stevo here.
Rite. My dream nite out u say? Well first off: UR THERE!
Luckily for you I’ve already been shopping at The Gyle Centre for a coupla gems… So the look 2nite is an all white FRESH look. Backstreet Boys eat ur heart out.
We starting over at mine… pre drinks, banter, VYBES and some quavers to line the stomach. U gunna fank me l8r. Trust. 😹
Then the FINEST venue in Edders: Tropicana. Obvs I’m on the decks. (If u didn’t KNO… I’m an iPod DJ 🎧) and 2nite it’s BYOM: Bring Your Own Mum.
It’s my no.1 girl’s bday… my mum, ROZZA.
So we’re goin big. I’m talkin lambrini waterfalls, free WKD shots n boyband flashmobs on the dance floor. Wheyyy. 🪩
Last tune? Pretty Green Eyes. Obvs… (dont worry if u get emo. Tissues WILL be handed out)
After that? I’m probs goin home wiv the fittest bird in the club. 💋 👀
MAYBE DAS U.
HOI.
Steve XOX
THE DIVINE KAREN MOONSTONE
Blessings. 🦋
It’s an absolute honour to share my ideal night out with you, the beautiful beings who orbit my radiant frequency. Because I am a content source of light 🧘🏼♂️ for so many, I am gifting you all with my vibrations by hosting a sacred Moist Yoga ceremony (yes, moisture is the fifth element) followed by a sound bath of whale song 🐋 and moonlit crystal tuning.
Let’s limber up together under the stars, lubricated by raw cacao and fully present in our sacral chakras. 💫
Then, I shall journey to the wilderness for a Silent Disco, because, obviously, I cannot trust the vibrations of any DJ. I choose my own frequencies. 🙏🏼
Tonight, I will be sipping on my Placenta LSD Tea 🍃 (blessed by a doula and stirred by a divine feminine force of nature: me).
It’s a NO SHOES POLICY.
If you can’t walk barefoot in the dirt, you cannot walk beside me in the astral realm.
💫
Love. Light. Lymphatic Drainage.
Karen.
HÄNS OFF
firStly… i haVenT slêpt in 4 dayZ
[ zË aLoe vËra ivE beËn microdösing iS crAZi. ]
zË iDeal night? VIPS oNLY. s0mËwherë iN an ÄbÄndonëd warehouse where zË fog mÄchines bl0ck oUt evERy biSH thËRe
y0u can’t sÉË anyone. unTiL you dö …and it’s alL of mY ëx-B0yfRiËnds. 🍌🍌🍌
⚠️ zË after party?
tËch n0. tËch YES.
⚠️ zË afTer afTer partY? aT zE IKËA stÖRË.
muSic s0 mïnimal… it’s not even tHËre.
crAZi.
oH. dØNt worRY. i pUT yÖu on zE guËStliST
wEÄr yOUr paRTY pAntz biSHës
HÄNS. HÄNS OFF.
Daisy Doris May: Big Night Out, Assembly George Square, 31 Jul-24 Aug (not 12), 9.50pm